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I didn’t fart my butt blew you a kiss Bulldog shirt, hoodie

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I do not spew profanities I enunciate them clearly like a fucking lady shirt

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I don’t always tolerate stupid people but when I do I’m probably at work shirt

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I don’t need a costume I’m a history teacher my Job title is scary enough shirt

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I don’t need a man I need tequila and a tan shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I don’t need to therapy I just need to see my grandkids shirt, hoodie

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I feel like 2007 Britney shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, ladies tee

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I fucking hate coriander shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I fucking miss you bitch shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I googled my symptoms turned out I just need Chick-Fil-A shirt, hoodie

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I googled my symptoms turned out I just need coffee shirt

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I got a peaceful easy feeling shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, ladies tee

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I Jingled his bells and now his pregnant Christmas sweater

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I Like It Moist Turkey Thanksgiving shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I Married my wife for her looks but not the ones she’s giving me lately shirt

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I hate everyone stupid cunts shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, ladies tee

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I have been social distancing for years shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I got peed on by a tiger shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, ladies tee

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I may be old but i got to see all the cool bands shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I listen to Suicidal Tendencies because punching people shirt

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I just like to teach teaching’s my favorite Christmas sweater, hoodie

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I love Jesus more than tacos shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I have sexdaily dyslexia shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I have red hair because god knew i needed a warning label shirt

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I heard alcohol and sunlight kill corona so if you see me naked shirt

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I heaven’t been this excited about friday since last friday shirt

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I just can’t shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, ladies tee

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I just want to drink coffee save dogs and praise Jesus shirt, hoodie

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I just want to drink wine and watch my Notre Dame beat your team’s ass shirt

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I just want to take naps and watch serial killer documentaries shirt