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I don’t care about your stupid feelings shirt, hoodie

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I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of closing the god dang it bobby shirt

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I can’t be trusted at hobby lobby shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I am a slow runner dear god please let there be someone behind me shirt

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I am gayer than i shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, ladies tee

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I asked god fishing partner he sent my son shirt, hoodie

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I asked god for a best friend he sent me my Grandma shirt

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I asked my husband to do one thing and suddenly he has to poop shirt

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I can’t walk on water but I can stagger on Captain Morgan shirt

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I can’t walk on water but I can stagger on Crown Royal shirt, hoodie

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I can’t breathe George Floyd shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I didn’t choose to be black i just got lucky shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I didn’t plan on becoming a grouchy demanding asshole mom sho yells shirt

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I didn’t fart my butt blew you a kiss Bulldog shirt, hoodie

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I don’t date anymore I just foster women until they find their forever homes shirt

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I don’t have an accent y’all do shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I don’t need a costume I’m a history teacher my Job title is scary enough shirt

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I don’t remember why I’m running do you shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I enjoyed social distancing before it was required by law shirt, hoodie

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I feel like 2007 Britney shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, ladies tee

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I gave you life you give me your reese’s that’s the deal moms shirt

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I get us out of trouble shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, ladies tee

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I googled my symptoms turned out I just need Chick-Fil-A shirt, hoodie

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I got hot sauce in my bag shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I Just Freaking Love Turtles Ok Christmas sweater, sweatshirt

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I Jingled his bells and now his pregnant Christmas sweater

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I hate everyone stupid cunts shirt, hoodie, long sleeve

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I have Fibromyalgia I don’t have the energy to pretend I like you today shirt

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I hate everyone stupid cunts shirt, hoodie, long sleeve, ladies tee